Tag Archives: Zaid Hamid

Coke Studio is promoting cocaine culture in Medina-e-Sani: Sir Zaid Hamid

Dear children and your dearest mothers, All big Islamic greetings to you. Hum aap ko waqeyaat sunatay hein, humari “Call to Islam” video hindu baniye ki ek taleemi idaray I.I.T me dikahi gai, lekin azaan shuru hone k 20 second baad hi ek makkar hindu baniya uth k bola “sab ek ek plate le aao” […]

Zaid Hamid’s Funny Pics Collection-2

Dear Children and your dearest mothers and sisters, Islamic Greetings for two minutes. After the successful first part of Zaid Hamid funny pics collection, here comes the second part. These pics will take you to another romantci journey (specially to middle aged aunties and bachis, along with some studs). Be a part of this roohani ehsas, great khair for you. Join […]

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Hasan Nisar Vs Zaid Hamid And Ahmed Quraishi

Hum aapko waqyat sunayengey… ek bar ki bat hai… Zaid hamid n Hasan Nisar was met in a garden for evening stroll. Hasan Nisar: How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach ? Zaid Hamid : Yakeen jaaniye… I can eat 6 apples if they are not Zionist. Hasan Nisar : you can […]

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Zaid Hamid Vs Nadeem F Parcha

Hum aapko waqyat sunayengey.. Once upon a time Zaid Hamid, Ahmed Quraishi, N F Parcha and a little girl were travelling in a plane. In mid air Pilot announced a technical fault in the mechanism and that the plane was about to crash. Pilot announced that there are 3 parachutes left for passengers and after that he […]

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Ban on YouTube is a Zionist conspiracy: Zaid Hamid

Agency Sources, Rawalpindi. In a shocking development, days after a ban was enforced on Youtube, Pakistan’s leading security and defence think tank Brasstacks has filed for bankruptcy. CEO Zaid Hamid is missing since this incident, but one of their employees (name withheld on request) says that “I saw this coming.. You see, for our ground breaking research andtranscendental […]

Zaid Hamid and Roohani Ehsas

Zaid Hamid and his wife Suckeena Biwi was golfing one day on a Very Exclusive golf course lined with million dollar houses of retired and current Pakistan Army Generals.. On the third tee, Zaid Hamid said, “Islamic Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball, do not knock out any windows of  these shaheens […]

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A Glimpse In To The Future Of United States Of Islam

Dear Children, This fuckeer has told you several times in past about the roohani ehsaas of madina-e-sani Pakistan. Pakistan Allah ke khufiya raazon me ek raaz hai (Pakistan is one of the secretes among Allah’s secrets). We have also told you a number of times that Allah has chosen Pakistan to lead the Muslim Ummat and […]

Zaid Hamid wins Gold Medal for Pakistan in shooting at Olympics

Dear children and their mothers, This fuckeer has won the first gold medal for madina-e-sani Pakistan in shooting at zionist Olympics games. The greatest philosopher, thinker, writer and mujahid, our Baba Ekball had predicted this even in his poem “Kana Fuckeer .. Chalaye Teer”. By Allah, this fuckeer imagined hindu baniya and their julm on […]

Autobiography of Zaid Hamid: Part4 of From Indus to Oxus [PDF Download]

Dear Children, their fathers, forefathers and our great Soudi Arabian Ancestors, It is with great honour that we are going to announce our ideology of Ghazwa e hind in this fourth part of our sex story “From Indus to Oxus“. Great prophet Sheikh Yusuf Kazab Al Jahanumi who went to Janat to “un-virgin” all the […]

Laal Topi for Sale

Dear friends and Ghazi’s, It is stated respectfully by the Fuckeer that I’ve placed my Laal Topi for sale for hold a bachelor party in memory of my great murshad Yusuf Kazab. This Laal Topi can give you multiple benefits! 1. It hides the hollowness of Fuckeer’s head. 2. It traps lice into believing they’re […]