Category Zaid Hamid

Zaid Hamid’s Funny Pics Collection-2

Dear Children and your dearest mothers and sisters, Islamic Greetings for two minutes. After the successful first part of Zaid Hamid funny pics collection, here comes the second part. These pics will take you to another romantci journey (specially to middle aged aunties and bachis, along with some studs). Be a part of this roohani ehsas, great khair for you. Join […]


Ban on YouTube is a Zionist conspiracy: Zaid Hamid

Agency Sources, Rawalpindi. In a shocking development, days after a ban was enforced on Youtube, Pakistan’s leading security and defence think tank Brasstacks has filed for bankruptcy. CEO Zaid Hamid is missing since this incident, but one of their employees (name withheld on request) says that “I saw this coming.. You see, for our ground breaking research andtranscendental […]

Currency in United States of Islam Funny

A Glimpse In To The Future Of United States Of Islam

Dear Children, This fuckeer has told you several times in past about the roohani ehsaas of madina-e-sani Pakistan. Pakistan Allah ke khufiya raazon me ek raaz hai (Pakistan is one of the secretes among Allah’s secrets). We have also told you a number of times that Allah has chosen Pakistan to lead the Muslim Ummat and […]

Why Hindu girls are converting and marrying Muslims in Pakistan

Dear Children and the female members of your family, Liberal fascists and secular SAFMA brigade has been trying to malign this madina-e-sani Pakistan by spreading propaganda that Hindus (baniyas) are being persecuted, abducted and their girls (especially teens) are kidnapped, forced converted and married off to older, middle aged Muslim men. Let us make one thing […]

Zaid Hamid wins Gold Medal for Pakistan in shooting at Olympics

Dear children and their mothers, This fuckeer has won the first gold medal for madina-e-sani Pakistan in shooting at zionist Olympics games. The greatest philosopher, thinker, writer and mujahid, our Baba Ekball had predicted this even in his poem “Kana Fuckeer .. Chalaye Teer”. By Allah, this fuckeer imagined hindu baniya and their julm on […]

Autobiography of Zaid Hamid: Part4 of From Indus to Oxus [PDF Download]

Dear Children, their fathers, forefathers and our great Soudi Arabian Ancestors, It is with great honour that we are going to announce our ideology of Ghazwa e hind in this fourth part of our sex story “From Indus to Oxus“. Great prophet Sheikh Yusuf Kazab Al Jahanumi who went to Janat to “un-virgin” all the […]

Autobiography of Zaid Hamid: Part3 of From Indus to Oxus [PDF Download],

Dear Children and their mothers and our Zionist SAFMA Enemies, Today We’ve the honour to narrate third part of our great journey from Indus to Oxus! As we mentioned earlier, we were very much happy being chaiwala’s to help Afghan Gayhad. My great prophet Sheikh Yusuf Kazab Ah Jahanami Al Murshad urf Bachiyo wala qazi […]

Laal Topi for Sale

Dear friends and Ghazi’s, It is stated respectfully by the Fuckeer that I’ve placed my Laal Topi for sale for hold a bachelor party in memory of my great murshad Yusuf Kazab. This Laal Topi can give you multiple benefits! 1. It hides the hollowness of Fuckeer’s head. 2. It traps lice into believing they’re […]

Zaid Hamid’s latest and most powerful azaan. Last and final warning to everyone.

Dear Children and their maa-behan, Dekhiye.. hamara kaam azaan dena hai….. ek baat hum waaze kar de….yakeen jaaniye, mulk halaat-e-jung me hai…. maghrib se crusader America aur mashriq se hindu baniya  India attack karne ke liye taiyaar baitha hai…. Chief justice suo moto nahi le rahi… SAFMA snakes… sajay-e-maut… Cold start ..Af-pak doctrine…Somalia, Iraq, Yugoslavia […]

Zaid Hamid to launch his own Ghazwa TV

Dearest Children and their mothers along with other female members, All the big Islamic greetings, in 10-11 lines, to you. Children as you have seen that the zionist beghairat media has banned this fuckeer from live talk shows, news programs etc despite of the fact that this mard-e-dard was ready to discuss on any topic […]