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We have moved to a new domain You can find all the latest satires on Zaid Hamid and Pakistan Politics on it.

Chutiymetic Analyis On National Security Threats- Zaid Hamid

Dear Children First it was the Indians that were coming; then the Soviets; then the Indians again; then the Americans; and now it’s the Indians, Americans, Afghans and maybe even some ex-Soviets who are all conspiring to invade us! They’ll invade us, make us renounce Islam, dismantle our bomb and make us their slaves! They might even […]

Darwesh brand underwear har Mujahid ki pasand-Zaid Hamid

Dear Children, Our Bengali Baba always wore red underwear to stop loose motions. He too prophesized that the future generation of this millat too will make and wear red underwear’s and will never go to doctors for treatment as its haram under present situation, MashAllah. Today,we see the young generation of tailors reviving the Sensual, […]

Hatf 1A perfect answer to Agni 5-Detail analysis by Zaid Hamid

All Islamic greetings to you. Our scientists have made us proud. Masha Allah!!. We have successfully test fired our Hatf 1A missile in reply to Hindu Baniya’s Agni 5. Our begairat media has hidden the real range. But Alhamadollilah as always we know everything. The missile is a tit for tat reply to the ugly […]

“Reporting for Jihad Follow Us” Letter to Calipha Zaid Hamid.

Dear Children, yesterday I received a very erotic and emotional love letter via e-mail from a taliban fighter who was with us during afghan GAYHAD had to share it with you make sure u got tissue papers.Time has come for our followers to come and join Gayhad to defend this Pudina e Sani. MashAllah,the email […]

Capture Toilets before Capturing India for Ghazwa Ae Hind-Zaid Hamid

Most of the Pakistanis as usual got Zionist maps and do not even know how to see world map and don’t know the strategic significance of Toilets and why this fuckeer advanced sitting on white donkey towards Afghanistan in 1990 and captured all soviet toilets. See on the map,the circular region between Pakistan, Afghanistan and […]

Mooli ke Paranthey: A threat to national security-Zaid Hamid

Our “Been” which we were playing to catch SAFMA snakes in the Supreme Court was lost also we are facing severe resistance from Dr. Faqeer Hussain, the Registrar of the Supreme Court, who is desperately tried to stop us by Passing stinky BAD gas on our face when we were trying to locate our BEEN […]

Zaid Hamid Powerful Azaan on-CIRCUMCISED DONKEYS..

After reading our encounter with soviet donkey in our sex book Indus to Oxus and having intense wet dream our cyber soldiers are now waking up from its slumber to clear the way of gazwa ae hind. We had said in our memoir to remove each and every paleet non circumcised donkey found on national […]

Latest Powerful Azaan on NATO supply route.

This voice of Fuckeer will give shivers down your ass you will die laughing on us!!! Listen to the Jalal and Jamal of Mard Ae Momin. We have farted aloud and declared everyone who are against us, as a ghaddar of Madina e Sani ,Spread this smelly fart ,we meant video to every corner of […]

Zaid Hamid-Last Warning to SAFMA.

Alhamdolillah, SAFMA has done a great strategic blunder by buying all peanuts from market and registering cases against this darwesh all over the country. These snakes were working stealthily to demolish our business of selling peanuts on geographic frontiers of Pakistan and nobody knew about them. But now the whole country knows their filthy face […]