Category Jokes on Zaid Hamid


Hasan Nisar Vs Zaid Hamid And Ahmed Quraishi

Hum aapko waqyat sunayengey… ek bar ki bat hai… Zaid hamid n Hasan Nisar was met in a garden for evening stroll. Hasan Nisar: How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach ? Zaid Hamid : Yakeen jaaniye… I can eat 6 apples if they are not Zionist. Hasan Nisar : you can […]


Zaid Hamid Vs Nadeem F Parcha

Hum aapko waqyat sunayengey.. Once upon a time Zaid Hamid, Ahmed Quraishi, N F Parcha and a little girl were travelling in a plane. In mid air Pilot announced a technical fault in the mechanism and that the plane was about to crash. Pilot announced that there are 3 parachutes left for passengers and after that he […]

Zaid Hamid and Roohani Ehsas

Zaid Hamid and his wife Suckeena Biwi was golfing one day on a Very Exclusive golf course lined with million dollar houses of retired and current Pakistan Army Generals.. On the third tee, Zaid Hamid said, “Islamic Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball, do not knock out any windows of  these shaheens […]

Why Zaid Hamid is divorced with his wife

This is the true story presented by Bra-Strap team about Calipha Zaid Hamid and his wife. In this most romantic and roohani story we will tell you why Zaid Hamid got divorced with his wife Suckeena. Hold your breath and your pants, stay firm. Story is when Sir Syed Zaid Zaman Hamid (Red Cap be […]

Zaid Hamid Vs Bharat Verma-1

Zaid Hamid phoned Bharat Verma and said: “Mr. Verma, I called you because I had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of New Delhi, and it was beautiful, and on top of every building, there was a beautiful banner.” Verma asked angrily: “And what was on the banner?” Zaid Hamid responded: “It […]

Chutiymetic Analyis On National Security Threats- Zaid Hamid

Dear Children First it was the Indians that were coming; then the Soviets; then the Indians again; then the Americans; and now it’s the Indians, Americans, Afghans and maybe even some ex-Soviets who are all conspiring to invade us! They’ll invade us, make us renounce Islam, dismantle our bomb and make us their slaves! They might even […]

Zaid Hamid Celebrates GHAZWA-E-HIND.

Dear Children Watch this short video and see how we are preparing for Ghazwa . — We know we are the best as we got the biggest ASSet which is always ready to protect Pakistan’s integrity, ideology and identity from Zionist Americans and Paleet Indians. We know after seeing our video Donkeys,Camels, and the Eunuchs will […]

Darwesh brand underwear har Mujahid ki pasand-Zaid Hamid

Dear Children, Our Bengali Baba always wore red underwear to stop loose motions. He too prophesized that the future generation of this millat too will make and wear red underwear’s and will never go to doctors for treatment as its haram under present situation, MashAllah. Today,we see the young generation of tailors reviving the Sensual, […]

Hatf 1A perfect answer to Agni 5-Detail analysis by Zaid Hamid

All Islamic greetings to you. Our scientists have made us proud. Masha Allah!!. We have successfully test fired our Hatf 1A missile in reply to Hindu Baniya’s Agni 5. Our begairat media has hidden the real range. But Alhamadollilah as always we know everything. The missile is a tit for tat reply to the ugly […]

“Reporting for Jihad Follow Us” Letter to Calipha Zaid Hamid.

Dear Children, yesterday I received a very erotic and emotional love letter via e-mail from a taliban fighter who was with us during afghan GAYHAD had to share it with you make sure u got tissue papers.Time has come for our followers to come and join Gayhad to defend this Pudina e Sani. MashAllah,the email […]