Category Ghazaw-e-Hind

History of Pakistan and Ghazwa-e-Hind

Ever since the 1980s, many Pakistani school text books have unflappably claimed that the history of Pakistan does not start from 14 August 1947, but from the date Arab warrior, Muhammad Bin Qasim, conquered Sindh in the 8th Century … Though most true Pakistani patriots believe this, they differ on some of the details as […]

Zaid Hamid to launch his own Ghazwa TV

Dearest Children and their mothers along with other female members, All the big Islamic greetings, in 10-11 lines, to you. Children as you have seen that the zionist beghairat media has banned this fuckeer from live talk shows, news programs etc despite of the fact that this mard-e-dard was ready to discuss on any topic […]

Chutiymetic Analyis On National Security Threats- Zaid Hamid

Dear Children First it was the Indians that were coming; then the Soviets; then the Indians again; then the Americans; and now it’s the Indians, Americans, Afghans and maybe even some ex-Soviets who are all conspiring to invade us! They’ll invade us, make us renounce Islam, dismantle our bomb and make us their slaves! They might even […]

Zaid Hamid Celebrates GHAZWA-E-HIND.

Dear Children Watch this short video and see how we are preparing for Ghazwa . — We know we are the best as we got the biggest ASSet which is always ready to protect Pakistan’s integrity, ideology and identity from Zionist Americans and Paleet Indians. We know after seeing our video Donkeys,Camels, and the Eunuchs will […]

Darwesh brand underwear har Mujahid ki pasand-Zaid Hamid

Dear Children, Our Bengali Baba always wore red underwear to stop loose motions. He too prophesized that the future generation of this millat too will make and wear red underwear’s and will never go to doctors for treatment as its haram under present situation, MashAllah. Today,we see the young generation of tailors reviving the Sensual, […]

Hatf 1A perfect answer to Agni 5-Detail analysis by Zaid Hamid

All Islamic greetings to you. Our scientists have made us proud. Masha Allah!!. We have successfully test fired our Hatf 1A missile in reply to Hindu Baniya’s Agni 5. Our begairat media has hidden the real range. But Alhamadollilah as always we know everything. The missile is a tit for tat reply to the ugly […]

“Reporting for Jihad Follow Us” Letter to Calipha Zaid Hamid.

Dear Children, yesterday I received a very erotic and emotional love letter via e-mail from a taliban fighter who was with us during afghan GAYHAD had to share it with you make sure u got tissue papers.Time has come for our followers to come and join Gayhad to defend this Pudina e Sani. MashAllah,the email […]

Capture Toilets before Capturing India for Ghazwa Ae Hind-Zaid Hamid

Most of the Pakistanis as usual got Zionist maps and do not even know how to see world map and don’t know the strategic significance of Toilets and why this fuckeer advanced sitting on white donkey towards Afghanistan in 1990 and captured all soviet toilets. See on the map,the circular region between Pakistan, Afghanistan and […]

Mooli ke Paranthey: A threat to national security-Zaid Hamid

Our “Been” which we were playing to catch SAFMA snakes in the Supreme Court was lost also we are facing severe resistance from Dr. Faqeer Hussain, the Registrar of the Supreme Court, who is desperately tried to stop us by Passing stinky BAD gas on our face when we were trying to locate our BEEN […]

Our Rebuttal to the fascist liberal allegations against us.

Dear Children, All the Islamic greetings etcetera. Recently it has come to our notice that Pakistan dushman (enemy) Jews-CIA-RAW has started 4.5123 G warfare against us. They have started calling all our anal-ysis  as conspiracy theories and making fun of us. But don’t you get disheartened my Mard-e-Mommies (mommy’s sons), we are here to take […]