Category Conspiracy Theories

Coke Studio is promoting cocaine culture in Medina-e-Sani: Sir Zaid Hamid

Dear children and your dearest mothers, All big Islamic greetings to you. Hum aap ko waqeyaat sunatay hein, humari “Call to Islam” video hindu baniye ki ek taleemi idaray I.I.T me dikahi gai, lekin azaan shuru hone k 20 second baad hi ek makkar hindu baniya uth k bola “sab ek ek plate le aao” […]

India behind Ghaza attack by Israel : Zaid Hamid

Dearest Children All the Islamic greetings to you and your mothers. Even as we write this post, our Palestinian brothers are under attack by Zionist state of Israel. You must be thinking that 100s of rockets fired by Palestin mujahids started the recent skirmish but let us tell you one thing loud and clear: India […]


Ban on YouTube is a Zionist conspiracy: Zaid Hamid

Agency Sources, Rawalpindi. In a shocking development, days after a ban was enforced on Youtube, Pakistan’s leading security and defence think tank Brasstacks has filed for bankruptcy. CEO Zaid Hamid is missing since this incident, but one of their employees (name withheld on request) says that “I saw this coming.. You see, for our ground breaking research andtranscendental […]

Zaid Hamid’s cat Pooka converted to be a Jew

Dear children and their mothers, We are reporting this with regret that we have incurred first loss in this fierce 4G War. In this war of disinformation and propaganda, this fu*keer is lagging behind. Last week, our beloved purely Islamic cat Pooka of Persian origin has converted by the zionists. He was burgled by the […]

Chutiymetic Analyis On National Security Threats- Zaid Hamid

Dear Children First it was the Indians that were coming; then the Soviets; then the Indians again; then the Americans; and now it’s the Indians, Americans, Afghans and maybe even some ex-Soviets who are all conspiring to invade us! They’ll invade us, make us renounce Islam, dismantle our bomb and make us their slaves! They might even […]

Zaid Hamid Celebrates GHAZWA-E-HIND.

Dear Children Watch this short video and see how we are preparing for Ghazwa . — We know we are the best as we got the biggest ASSet which is always ready to protect Pakistan’s integrity, ideology and identity from Zionist Americans and Paleet Indians. We know after seeing our video Donkeys,Camels, and the Eunuchs will […]

Raaj of Our Laal topee and source of our Inspiration.

Dear Children and their mothers, Kuffr has been spreading conspiracies about our laal topee and out getup. Some say we are inspired by a bottle of coke and some say we want to draw attention at our face since it is hard to find with our short height and round body. Little did they know that we […]

Darwesh brand underwear har Mujahid ki pasand-Zaid Hamid

Dear Children, Our Bengali Baba always wore red underwear to stop loose motions. He too prophesized that the future generation of this millat too will make and wear red underwear’s and will never go to doctors for treatment as its haram under present situation, MashAllah. Today,we see the young generation of tailors reviving the Sensual, […]

Hatf 1A perfect answer to Agni 5-Detail analysis by Zaid Hamid

All Islamic greetings to you. Our scientists have made us proud. Masha Allah!!. We have successfully test fired our Hatf 1A missile in reply to Hindu Baniya’s Agni 5. Our begairat media has hidden the real range. But Alhamadollilah as always we know everything. The missile is a tit for tat reply to the ugly […]

Agni V, Electricity, Pakistan and India: Analysis by Zaid Hamid

Dearest children (and their mothers), All the big Islamic greetings etc. Ek baat hum waaze kar dena chate hain… mulk halaat-e-jung me hai (Let us clarify one thing..Nation is in state of war). America, Israel together with NATO forces are on our west side with Af-Pak doctrine. These crusaders are not letting us help our mujahid Taliban […]