Category America

Chutiymetic Analyis On National Security Threats- Zaid Hamid

Dear Children First it was the Indians that were coming; then the Soviets; then the Indians again; then the Americans; and now it’s the Indians, Americans, Afghans and maybe even some ex-Soviets who are all conspiring to invade us! They’ll invade us, make us renounce Islam, dismantle our bomb and make us their slaves! They might even […]

Hatf 1A perfect answer to Agni 5-Detail analysis by Zaid Hamid

All Islamic greetings to you. Our scientists have made us proud. Masha Allah!!. We have successfully test fired our Hatf 1A missile in reply to Hindu Baniya’s Agni 5. Our begairat media has hidden the real range. But Alhamadollilah as always we know everything. The missile is a tit for tat reply to the ugly […]

“Reporting for Jihad Follow Us” Letter to Calipha Zaid Hamid.

Dear Children, yesterday I received a very erotic and emotional love letter via e-mail from a taliban fighter who was with us during afghan GAYHAD had to share it with you make sure u got tissue papers.Time has come for our followers to come and join Gayhad to defend this Pudina e Sani. MashAllah,the email […]

Capture Toilets before Capturing India for Ghazwa Ae Hind-Zaid Hamid

Most of the Pakistanis as usual got Zionist maps and do not even know how to see world map and don’t know the strategic significance of Toilets and why this fuckeer advanced sitting on white donkey towards Afghanistan in 1990 and captured all soviet toilets. See on the map,the circular region between Pakistan, Afghanistan and […]

Zaid Hamid Powerful Azaan on-CIRCUMCISED DONKEYS..

After reading our encounter with soviet donkey in our sex book Indus to Oxus and having intense wet dream our cyber soldiers are now waking up from its slumber to clear the way of gazwa ae hind. We had said in our memoir to remove each and every paleet non circumcised donkey found on national […]

Latest Powerful Azaan on NATO supply route.

This voice of Fuckeer will give shivers down your ass you will die laughing on us!!! Listen to the Jalal and Jamal of Mard Ae Momin. We have farted aloud and declared everyone who are against us, as a ghaddar of Madina e Sani ,Spread this smelly fart ,we meant video to every corner of […]

Zaid Hamid-Last Warning to SAFMA.

Alhamdolillah, SAFMA has done a great strategic blunder by buying all peanuts from market and registering cases against this darwesh all over the country. These snakes were working stealthily to demolish our business of selling peanuts on geographic frontiers of Pakistan and nobody knew about them. But now the whole country knows their filthy face […]

Why America is meddling in Balochistan- A Zaid Hamid exclusive

Dear Children, Let us update you on Baluchistan. Read this carefully and slowly (because many of you cannot read English at normal speed). Do NOT panic, even if you are feeling pressure, not the zioinst pressure but the other one. InshAllah, Baluchistan is not going anywhere. On the other hand we, the Pakistanis are going […]

Transcript of Secret Conversation Between Zaid Hamid and Hamid Gul

A secret conversation, caught on the Zionist network, between fuckeer Zaid Hamid and General (Retarted) Hamid Gul: Zaid Hamid: General Sahib, the economy is in terrible shape and nothing is working. Our regular azaan to burger-shaheens are also not working. Our weekly last and final warnings are being made fun of. What can we do […]

Yipee…we are on CNN

Our Children, Our conspiracy theories are gaining popularity around the globe and CNN (yes, the same CNN which is sold out to CIA, which we have been abusing for months) interviewing us is a proof. It is not like that we are one of the few English speakers in the Madina-e-Sani (ie. Pakistan) but it is our […]