Coke Studio is promoting cocaine culture in Medina-e-Sani: Sir Zaid Hamid

Dear children and your dearest mothers,

All big Islamic greetings to you.

Hum aap ko waqeyaat sunatay hein, humari “Call to Islam” video hindu baniye ki ek taleemi idaray I.I.T me dikahi gai, lekin azaan shuru hone k 20 second baad hi ek makkar hindu baniya uth k bola “sab ek ek plate le aao” (as if the fuckeer was reading a restaurant menu). Ye kafir kabhi nahi sudhrenge inhe bas sheila aur munni hi pasand he. Arey hum bhi to haseen hein, aakhir kiaa kami he humaray libas me.

Khair, Mere bacchon aaiye aapko hum aaj ek raaz ki bat batain, ki humaray buzurgon ne ye pakistan kyun banaya tha. Ye allah k razon me se vo raaz he kiska parda faash aaj tak nahi ho saka he. Lekin yakeen janiye, ye fuckeer aapko aaj is islami riyasat k banaye jane ka asli mauzu samjaega.

Bohot arse purani baat he beta-jaan, azaadi se kuch arsa pehle jab barelli me humarey abba huzoor tawaifon k kothay pe apne shauk pooray karne jaatay they. Wahan “inhi logon ne le li naa dupatta mera” pe Jalebi Bai apne naazuk pair thirkati thi aur abba huzoor paisay lutaya kartay they (iska zikr Raj Kumar ne apni film me bhi kia tha “ki ye nazuk pair zameen pe mat rakhiye“).

Fir ek din unki takraar humari ammi huzoor se hui aur background me “jhumka gir rey bareilli k bazaar me” bajne laga (ye mat poochna kaisay, ye roohani ehsaas he isey mehsson karo meray bacchon). Ammi ka wazan kuch 2 quintal k ass pass tha aur abba huzur takraa k seedha gutter me jaa giray. Bas us din unhonay ye qasam khaa li ki ye maal to vo hi ghar le jayenge, mera matleb he nikaah farmayenge.

khair, abba huzoor ne ye faisla to kar liaa lekin humari ammi ki roz ki khuraak 3 kilo gosht, 2 darzan anday , 3 kilo chawal aur baki rashan ka soch k abba ka dil baith sa gaya ki ye makkar hindu baniye k hoaty huey mumkin nahi.

Fir unhonay humaray favorite Allama Iqbal  ko chitti likhi jisme ye wazeya taur pe unhonay farmaya ki “dekha jo tuhe yaar dil me baji guitar chalka aankho se pyar dil me baji guitar”  ka tarana ammi huzur ko dekhtay hi unke man me baja. Jawab me Iqbaal ne farmaya “aye mard-e-momin hum dilayenge tumhe tumhara haq, ban jaegi nai riyasat Hindustan Bad Luck

Lekin meray baccho ek vo din he aur ek aaj ka din he, badi sharam k sath ye kehna pad rha he ki humaray huqmarano ne humari us ideology ko bech diaa (10 zionist dollars/page) aur aaj ye naach ganay ka daur jo humari youth ko bhoot ban k sata raha he vo humpay barpa kar dia. Agar meray baccho tumne gaur farmaya hoga to tumhe ye wazeya taur pe dikha hoga ki kis tarah makkar hindu baniye ne Bollywood ki filmein aur yahood ne rock ‘n’  roll ka daur humara nanhe munhe rahion pe zaberdasti thop dia.

Aaj hum aap sabko ek baat wazey kar dena chahte hein ki ye COKE STUDIO dar-asal cocaine ka nasha karne walon ki jamaat ki ek musalsal koshish he ki humray naw-jawan “ainna vi na dope shope maria karo” ki raah pe chal padein aur is music ko sun k apne zameeni haqayek ko bhool k hindu baniye ki ghulami karien. In the words of the sexiest ganji khopdi alive, yani ki ali azmat “this is cultural Imperialism”  (khuda ki kasam hum unhe is kaam k liye apni lal topi gift kar denge).

Zaid Hamid Funny Chutiya Pakistan

Ye 4th generation war-fare ka ek mukhtalif pehlu he jiske tehat Meesha shafi aur Arif lohar jaise mausikaaron ko ameriki dollaron de kar humaray nanhe bacchon ko behkaanay ka kaam saunpa gya he. Ye apne gaano se aisa nashey ka alam le aate hein ki uske bina jeena dushwaar ho jata he “tan dolay mera man dolay, meray dil ka gaya qaraar rey” k asaar nazar aane lagtay hein. Fir dheere dheere sunney waley k zehen aur rooh pe qabza kar k ye log unhe nashay ki taraf mod dete hein. Ab aap hi batao meray bachon, sab kuch tum hi log khatam kar dogay to is Fuckeer k hisay me kia aaega.

To isliey aaj say hum Coke Sudio k khilaaf ailaan-e-jung kar rhe hein aur yaad rahe “coke studio ka jo yar he, gaddaar he gaddaar he“.

Apka Pyara
Aaka Lal Topi.

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One comment

  1. tera abbu · · Reply

    bhosdiwale katue teri maa de naal teri bhen di fuddi nal mera auzar dekh madherchod pakistani.

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