Hasan Nisar: How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach ?
Zaid Hamid : Yakeen jaaniye… I can eat 6 apples if they are not Zionist.
Hasan Nisar : you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach because when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not an empty stomach..
Zaidu: Wow super democratic joke… Yakeen Janniye..I’l tell this joke with roohani dimensions to my shaheens….
Ahmed Quraishi: You see dude… It depends if these apples are grown by hindu extremists backed by fake democratic indian government..who should only allow these apple to be eaten by Kashmiris who are deprived of eating apples by 1 million strong draconian indian army in kashmir valley..
Zaidu: Chup chap bol na…
Ahmed Quraishi: I can eat 10 apples
Zaidu: Pagala…. 6 bolta to mast joke sunata