Zaid Hamid Vs Nadeem F Parcha

Hum aapko waqyat sunayengey..

Once upon a time Zaid Hamid, Ahmed Quraishi, N F Parcha and a little girl were travelling in a plane.

In mid air Pilot announced a technical fault in the mechanism and that the plane was about to crash. Pilot announced that there are 3 parachutes left for passengers and after that he jumped of the plane with other staff.

Parachute-Funny-Cartoon-AnimatedNow there were 4 person and 3 parachutes.

Ahmed Quraishi: Yo dude…you see i have to run Project 21. I have to run several websites and prove India is behind all the problems of Pakistan. And I am the only American accentwallah journlisy.. Yo.

He took one parachute and jumped off the plane.

Zaid Hamid: yakeen jaaniye… Mulk halat e jung me hain and this fuckeer is the last hope of ummat. Bekieve us…this red cap keeps the Zionists away. If we die who will give last n final warnings to India, Israel, America and Chief Justice?

He also took one parachute and jumped off the plane.

NF Parcha to little girl: Now that leaves just two of us. I am aged now and have seen enough world. You are young. You should live to see this world.

Little girl: Don’t worry Nadeem uncle…wo Laal Topi walay Chacha mera school bag le ke kud gaye hain.

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4 comments

  1. HAHAHHAHA,FUCKEERR KUUUTA DALLLA BEHANCHOD,

  2. good one, but the story seems familiar.well, i don’t know anything about ahmad quershi, and i know that hamid is the most delude fool out there(may be he deserves a Guinness for seeing a conspiracy in everything),and for NADEEM F PARCHA,i love to read his articles.

    1. Just an ordinary joke.. modified to fit Zaidu.

      Ahmed Quraishi is another conspiracy theorist.

  3. http://dawn.com/2012/10/14/smokers-corner-by-the-book/
    the article sums why fools like zaid hamid exist,a must read for those who really want to know as to how radicalism has taken firm footing in Pakistan.

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