Hum aapko waqyat sunayengey..
Once upon a time Zaid Hamid, Ahmed Quraishi, N F Parcha and a little girl were travelling in a plane.
In mid air Pilot announced a technical fault in the mechanism and that the plane was about to crash. Pilot announced that there are 3 parachutes left for passengers and after that he jumped of the plane with other staff.
Ahmed Quraishi: Yo dude…you see i have to run Project 21. I have to run several websites and prove India is behind all the problems of Pakistan. And I am the only American accentwallah journlisy.. Yo.
Zaid Hamid: yakeen jaaniye… Mulk halat e jung me hain and this fuckeer is the last hope of ummat. Bekieve us…this red cap keeps the Zionists away. If we die who will give last n final warnings to India, Israel, America and Chief Justice?
He also took one parachute and jumped off the plane.
NF Parcha to little girl: Now that leaves just two of us. I am aged now and have seen enough world. You are young. You should live to see this world.
Little girl: Don’t worry Nadeem uncle…wo Laal Topi walay Chacha mera school bag le ke kud gaye hain.