Zaid Hamid and his wife Suckeena Biwi was golfing one day on a Very Exclusive golf course lined with million dollar houses of retired and current Pakistan Army Generals..
On the third tee, Zaid Hamid said, “Islamic Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball, do not knock out any windows of these shaheens and defenders of ummat’s houses . It will cost us a fortune to fix and GHQ may stop funding our TV programs.”
Suckeena Biwi teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course.
Zaidu cringed and said, “I told you to watch out for the houses. That seems like Gen. Kiaynai’s house. Even Hamid Gul cannot rescue us now.”
Suckeena Biwi: “Laal Topi walay fuckeer, what should we do now?”
Zaidu: “All right, let’s go up there, apologize and see how much it’s going to cost us.”
They walked up and knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, “Come on in.”
When they opened the door they saw glass all over the place and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, “Are you the people that broke the window?”
“Uh yeah, sorry about that” Zaid Hamid replied.
“No, actually I want to thank you. I am a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You have released me. I am allowed to grant three wishes – I will give you each one wish, and I will keep the last one for myself.” the genie said.
“OK” Zaidu said. “I want to conquer Delhi and put Pakistan’s flag on Red Fort while listening to Radio Pakistan Delhi.”
“No problem-it is the least I can do. And you, what do you want?” the genie said looking at Suckeena Biwi.
“I want a million zionist dollars every year” she said.
“Consider it done.” the genie said.
“And what is your wish, genie?” Zaid Hamid asked.
“Well, since I have not had love with a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife”, Genie replied.
Zaid Hamid looks at Suckeena Biwi and said, “Well, we did get a lot of money and conquered Delhi, Islamic honey. We guess we would not mind.”
The genie took Suckeena Biwi upstairs and ravished her for two hours, which was longest she had in all her life. After it was all over, the genie rolled over, looked at Suckeena Biwi and said, “How old is your husband anyway?”
“40″ she said.
“Really? And he still believes in genies !!!!!!!!!