Zaid Hamid and Roohani Ehsas

Zaid Hamid and his wife Suckeena Biwi was golfing one day on a Very Exclusive golf course lined with million dollar houses of retired and current Pakistan Army Generals..

On the third tee, Zaid Hamid said, “Islamic Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball, do not knock out any windows of  these shaheens and defenders of ummat’s houses . It will cost us a fortune to fix and GHQ may stop funding our TV programs.”

Suckeena Biwi teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course.

Zaidu cringed and said, “I told you to watch out for the houses. That seems like Gen. Kiaynai’s house. Even Hamid Gul cannot rescue us now.”

Suckeena Biwi: “Laal Topi walay fuckeer, what should we do now?”

Zaidu: “All right, let’s go up there, apologize and see how much it’s going to cost us.”

They walked up and knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, “Come on in.”

When they opened the door they saw glass all over the place and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, “Are you the people that broke the window?”

“Uh yeah, sorry about that” Zaid Hamid replied.

“No, actually I want to thank you. I am a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You have released me. I am allowed to grant three wishes – I will give you each one wish, and I will keep the last one for myself.” the genie said.

“OK” Zaidu said. “I want to conquer Delhi and put Pakistan’s flag on Red Fort while listening to Radio Pakistan Delhi.”

“No problem-it is the least I can do. And you, what do you want?” the genie said looking at Suckeena Biwi.

“I want a million zionist dollars every year” she said.

“Consider it done.” the genie said.

“And what is your wish, genie?” Zaid Hamid asked.

“Well, since I have not had love with a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife”, Genie replied.

Zaid Hamid looks at Suckeena Biwi and said, “Well, we did get a lot of money and conquered Delhi, Islamic honey. We guess we would not mind.”

The genie took Suckeena Biwi upstairs and ravished her for two hours, which was longest she had in all her life. After it was all over, the genie rolled over, looked at Suckeena Biwi and said, “How old is your husband anyway?”

“40″ she said.

“Really? And he still believes in genies !!!!!!!!!


  1. I’ve read this joke on Dr. Parvin Darabis’ essays, stop stealing content from others and not crediting them.

    1. As if Dr. Parvin Darabi wrote this joke. This joke is available everywhere on internet. Who should I credit for it? There should be one owner of it. And I ma pretty sure that Dr Darabi did not write it on her own.

  2. no names please · · Reply

    if you want to make fun of the loser,go ahead,it’s interesting actually,but making fun of someone else like his wife,it seems a bit rude to me.
    well,we all know that this joker is the biggest coward out their and we know how foolish he is,than why the hell he has so many followers in Pakistan.

    1. This is one of the main reason why we used a fictional character “Suckeena Biwi” instead of his real wife’s name.

  3. […] we  Pakistanis are destined to do Ghazwa e Hind. Our purely Islamic warriors, with help from roohani powers, will defeat India, capture Delhi, unfurl Sabj Hilali percham on Red Fort and broadcast Radio […]

  4. there is no ghazawatul Hind the way of Zaid Hamid. Kashmir will exist on its own under the Mahdi free from Pakistan and India. Turkey will ensure that under the Mahdi’s Islamic union-turkishislamicunion and that is the way forward- PEACE and the wives of the Mahdi and Isa (as) are from Hindustan the children of prophet Jethro just like the children of Afghanistan are the children of Ishaq (as)

  5. […] we  Pakistanis are destined to do Ghazwa e Hind. Our purely Islamic warriors, with help from roohani powers, will defeat India, capture Delhi, unfurl Sabj Hilali percham on Red Fort and broadcast Radio […]

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