This fuckeer has told you several times in past about the roohani ehsaas of madina-e-sani Pakistan. Pakistan Allah ke khufiya raazon me ek raaz hai (Pakistan is one of the secretes among Allah’s secrets). We have also told you a number of times that Allah has chosen Pakistan to lead the Muslim Ummat and establish Khilafat-eRashida by eliminating the Ribah based currency system and bring peace for Muslims (we do not care about non-Muslims). InshaAllah Pakistan will be the leader of United States of Islam (hereafter referred as USI) that will comprise of all the Muslim countries and USA, Israel, India, Britain, Russia and later on China. Take a look at the proposed purely Islamic currency in USI.
Though by looking at the condition of Pakistan you might be wondering if it will last till the formation of USI. But trust on this fucke(e)r, we are the choden one..oops..chosen one. If you believed our previous promise (made 4 years back) of Pakistanis on moon in 5 years, you should believe on this one too.
The Zionist controlled media always shows kaafir Superheroes. In United States of Islam you will read the adventures of Super Mard-e-Momin, Spider Mard-e-Jaal, Iron Mard-e-Haq, Halkullah Khan etc. There will be be some female Superheroes as well such as jew-killer Cat Khatoon.
Lets meet some of such superheroes in the future United Sates of Islam.
Superman will be a pure 5 times namazi Muslim with beard, re-Islamized as Super Mard. Size of his underwear will be increased and most probably replaced by kacchas. Take a look at the mard-e-dard Super-Mard:
Spider Mard-e-Jaal will be a Allah fearing soul. He will be always there to help Muslims in need. He will have no obligation to save non-Muslims, kaafirs such as hindu baniya and Buddhists Zionists. Obviously, Spider-Mard will not be available during the namaz time and in the month of Ramadan.
Bat Mard will be changed as well. Specially his bat logo and his clean unshaven visible face. His name itself will send the fear down the spine of kaafirs, Jews and seculars.
The Bat signal, used to call Bat Man for help, will also be changed. Bat Mard also will provide his services to Muslims only.
Angry green man Hulk, after accepting Islam, will be known as Hulkullah Khan. He will get uncontrollably angry after seeing kaafirs or Jews. Only teen Hindu girls can placate him once he gets angry.
Iron Mard, a weapon dealer, will be synonymous with terror among the sinful kaafirs, yahoods and seculars.
Before kaafirs start saying that Islam persecute women, we have included our female Superhero, Cat Khatoon (Islamic version of Cat Woman). She features last in the list, as always. She specializes in converting Hindus, Christians, Buddhists and Jews to Muslims by trapping them in her deadly charm.
So children you see, the future of United States of Islam is glorious. Whatever state Pakistan may be in, it is destined to rule the world as prophesied by Fuckeer Baba Burfani (who predict future using a parrot). Let us pray for the rise and shine of Ummat.
As always yours,
Super Chacha Zaid Hamid
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