Why Hindu girls are converting and marrying Muslims in Pakistan

Dear Children and the female members of your family,

Liberal fascists and secular SAFMA brigade has been trying to malign this madina-e-sani Pakistan by spreading propaganda that Hindus (baniyas) are being persecuted, abducted and their girls (especially teens) are kidnapped, forced converted and married off to older, middle aged Muslim men.

Let us make one thing very clear, mulk halat-e-jung me hai, oops.. sorry for that. Let us make one thing very clear, this is not the situation. This is a propaganda by RAW and CIA agents against the pious, 5 times namazi, patriotic Muslim men of Pakistan.

Today this fuccker will tell you the reason why Hindu women especially 14-15 years teenagers are converting and marrying already married Muslim men. Some of you might be burgled by western Zionist media that men’s chest hair are the most attractive to women. And men with huge amount of chest hair are treated as Superman and make the women lounging for sex. Which is an utter lie. We reject it.

The fuckeer has analyzed that Hindu women, especially the 14-16 years old Hindu teens find the beard (not the chest hair) of a middle aged men so sexy that it makes them wet between their legs. On the top of that the 45 years old bulging belly plays the charisma and leaves the Hindu teenagers sexually helpless, craving for the pious, generous, patriots, ant-SAFMA Islamists Muslim men. The beards of Muslim men have been seducing Hindu women ever since Bin-Qasim (tried to) seduced the teenage girls of Raja Dahir.

Now you may want to know why they do not go to Hindu men? Answer is very simple. The Hindu men shave their beard off and grow chest hair thinking that they look sexy. But they do not realize it is not the chest hair but facial hair that have the capabilities to give mini orgasm to Hindu women.

Take a look at our brave mujahids ready to seduce, convert and marry Hindu teens. Take special note to our short mujahid in white cap holding the crossed no secularism placard (no one told him the concept of double negatives). He has groomed his beard with panache. What style he has got MashAllah!

Start growing your beard and you will soon see how Hindu teenage girls and based on your preferences, Hindu teenage boys will be jumping on you for few minutes of your. Stay firm and keep it firm (we are talking about beard, moron). Great khair is coming.

Your future Calipha,

Zaid Hamid Dadhi Waley


  1. […] be known as Hulkullah Khan. He will get uncontrollably angry after seeing kaafirs or Jews. Only teen Hindu girls can placate him once he gets angry. Hulkullah […]

  2. Your man · · Reply

    Hi bitch

  3. Fun read. The idea of Hindu teenage girls going gaga over Muslim men is a sweeping generalization and is amusingly ludicrous for the same reason. I believe there is more similarity between a Hindu Punjabi and a Sindhi Muslim (they’ll both be tall, fair, with broad shoulders) and a Bengali Hindu and a Bangladesh Muslim (they’ll both be short, dark and lanky) than a North Indian and South Indian Hindu/Muslim. The bottomline is: It has more to do with a man’s community and class, his upbringing, his intelligence and awareness, his sense of grooming and ancestry, the region he hails from, than his religion, which is merely an ideology he chooses to follow. Such absurd theories are funny and at the same time disturbing. I am an agnostic Hindu Gujarati woman who has been oscillating between theism and atheism, and I am currently dating a Hyderabadi Muslim man. We’re both broad minded and take pride in overcoming prejudices, caricatured portrayals and preconceived notions. His religion doesn’t matter; the person he is within does.

    1. It was more for fun.

      BTW you say are agnostic, oscillating between theism and atheism and you are dating a Hyderabadi Muslim man. Is your lover an agnostic as well or is he just a Muslim? If the second one, one day he will ask you to convert, for sure.

      1. Hey future caliph, salaam to you. Im confused. Im a muslim guy in the uk, i dont have a beard, im completeley clean shaven! Yet im dating a Hindu girl, admittedly shes divorced but i dont care shes extremely pretty but i hope to marry her one day – inshallah. How does that square with your theory about the beard?

  4. land

  5. please give muslim women freedom and they will go for well educated and clean shaved men.

    One paki girl got freedom and she dated so many hindu guys and her name is veena mallik.

  6. shreya · · Reply

    i’m a 17 year old college-going girl from kolkata, in a relationship for about 6 months with a much older muslim guy from afghanistan, who has business in the city. The problem is he’s 43 years old, but still very handsome, married with six children and also muslim. Most importantly, i’m 2-months pregnant with his child. He wants to marry me and take me to his home. My parents will kill me if they come to know about it. What should i do? Please help me.

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