This is the true story presented by Bra-Strap team about Calipha Zaid Hamid and his wife. In this most romantic and roohani story we will tell you why Zaid Hamid got divorced with his wife Suckeena. Hold your breath and your pants, stay firm.
Story is when Sir Syed Zaid Zaman Hamid (Red Cap be upon him) went to Zionist state of London to monitor the situation of Ummah and the dangers of Illuminati. His beghum was still in Madina-e-Sani Pakistan and needed financial aid to maintain the economy of the house. Since our fuckeer was not happy of the idea of using ribbah based zionist online banking system, he wrote the following Islamic letter to his wife Suckeena Biwi:
Dear Suck-eena Biwi,
I can’t send you my salary this month because we ghairatmand Muslims should not use the Zionist online banking system and there is no other means for me to send Islamic Gold Asharfis of Caliphate era, so I am sending 250 kisses.
You are my sweetheart, my red cap, please understand and adjust with this situation.
Your loving patriotic husband,
Zaid Hamid Panipat Walay
His wife replied..
Laal Topi walay Fucke(e)r,
Thanks for the 250 kisses.
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses…
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
2. The electricity man, Ismail Bijli, agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord Makanuddin comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner Bazaar Khan did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don’t worry about me, I still have a balance of 65 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for the next month?
Your Sweet Heart,
You now the reason why our darvesh is divorced. Great khair is coming along with some beautiful patriotic women for our show. We have new couch for our bra-strap office 😛