Dear children and their mothers,
We are reporting this with regret that we have incurred first loss in this fierce 4G War. In this war of disinformation and propaganda, this fu*keer is lagging behind. Last week, our beloved purely Islamic cat Pooka of Persian origin has converted by the zionists. He was burgled by the zionists that we want to sell him on fitnah ebay to hire a new videographer (last one ran away with Peeno, our secretary, after watching Hindu Baniya’s Jab We Met).
This was not true. We were planning to sell our red cap on ebay and this is why we were taking new photographs. To make the photo look cuter, we took our beloved Pooka in our lap. You can see that photo below:
Since we were not wearing our laal topi Pooka thought otherwise and then Hindu Baniya backed SAFMA agents tweeted that we are going to sell Pooka. Our Pooka was masoom, he got emotional and decide leave this Takmeel-e-Pakistan mission and join the enemy side.
Children, don’t loose hope and pants. Causalities occur in war even if it is cyber war. We urge you to stay firm and united. Listen to our crazy azaans two times a day once before each meal. Everything will be alright.
Remember a Zaid Hamid a day keeps zionists away.
Barak Allah feekum.
Chacha Zaid Hamid Ghazwa-Hind Walay