Dear Children First it was the Indians that were coming; then the Soviets; then the Indians again; then the Americans; and now it’s the Indians, Americans, Afghans and maybe even some ex-Soviets who are all conspiring to invade us!
They’ll invade us, make us renounce Islam, dismantle our bomb and make us their slaves! They might even take away your X-box!
So think. Actually don’t. Bad for national security.