Dear Children and their mothers,
Kuffr has been spreading conspiracies about our laal topee and out getup. Some say we are inspired by a bottle of coke and some say we want to draw attention at our face since it is hard to find with our short height and round body.
Little did they know that we were “revealed” this idea from our new prophet who has also made us his first Overseas Sahaba. Yousuf Kazzab can take a hike now, our new prophet is out of Pakistani supreme courts juridiction.
No prizes for guessing our similarities with him. May be we can get Ali Azmat to paint his scalp red to look like us.
Inshallah soon we will give our next lecture from moon.
Syed Zaid hamid aka Laal topee wala