Hatf 1A perfect answer to Agni 5-Detail analysis by Zaid Hamid

All Islamic greetings to you. Our scientists have made us proud. Masha Allah!!. We have successfully test fired our Hatf 1A missile in reply to Hindu Baniya’s Agni 5. Our begairat media has hidden the real range. But Alhamadollilah as always we know everything. The missile is a tit for tat reply to the ugly Agni 5. Hatf 1A has a range of 9000 KM. Masha Allah this moment had to happen because of our Huzoor’s Farmaan. When Amrika was our huzoor, they gifted our learned students (Taliban) with stinger missiles during Afghan Gayhad. Our new Huzoor (China) and Huzoor-e-runner-up (North Korea) are more generous in giving Khairat. Insha Allah, great Khair is coming.

This is our key weapon for Gazwa-e-Hind. To make our dream of RaPaDe (Radio Pakistan Delhi), we must first target Delhi. If Pakistan launch it from Lahore to target Delhi, it will hit Tibet. If the missile is made to fly too high to land on Delhi, it might reach moon. Pakistan now need to build a launch pad in Somalia to use the full potential of Shaheen 1A. I pray to mighty Allah Pakistan will one day achieve this dream. Indeed Pakistan and Somalia are part of one Ummah. We share lot of common history with great nation of Somalia. Both of us are great Islamic nations. And also humari or Somalian brothers ki shaqlein Hinduon wali nahi hai. InshahAllah, this dream of Allama Iqbal will be true. Every Pakistani will have this missile at home by 2020 Alhamadolillah.

But children, be careful from the chalak Hindu baniya. They have recently launched their zionist satellite RISAT-1, jiski shaql Hinduo wali hai. This is a shrewd move by India and is part of their cold start doctrine. They think we have no answer to this ugly satellite. But Masha Allah, our scientists have again made us proud. Our elite scientists have mastered the technique of launching satellites for us through vocal power. Masha Allah we will show you how our scientists can launch rocket with voice recognition technology. This will sure put Hindu baniyu to jealousy.  Insha Allah our path to reaching moon looks smooth.

Alhamadollilah,
Khair

Article Courtesy: akhandbharatdesh

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2 comments

  1. fuck u · · Reply

    hahahahahhaah reaching moon LOL !! Its limits OMG hahahahha

  2. Abey suvvar ki paidaish bhadve ki aulad tere ammi ne baniya ka Gand mein liya aur tu sala suvvar ka gosht khanewala paida hua. Ye Agni tere behen ke chooot mein ja ke fatega

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