Why Zaid Hamid hates Pathans

A Pathan escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into Zaid hamid house to look for money and guns and finds Zaidu and his wife in bed.

He orders the Zaidu out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying Zaidu’s wife to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, Zaidu tells his wife:

“Listen, All the Islamic greeting etcectra… this guy’s an escaped convict perhaps a paleet hindu or jew, look at his clothes! Iski shakle hinduon wali hain… He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.” If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Mard-e-momin advice you to save our lives..Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. These hindu baniya are probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. Marhaba.. we love you.”

To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”



  1. […] of teh good nature of our beghum. We started to like our bghum (she did not) but one day again we met with another pathan. Our beghum could not see us with the mard-e-azaad pathan. She divorced us on the basis of […]

  2. Sangaryar · · Reply

    Jokes about Pathans being gay are repulsive and reprehensible and only perpetuates inaccurate stereoypes. I know this is supposed to be a satiric joke but it is in bad taste.

    1. In this case..the focus is on Zaidu… No offense to Pathans.

  3. vaseline ! hahahahahaah sarson ka tel nai tha kiaa..?

  4. mahjabeen husain · · Reply

    Acha Shantnu, tu sarso ka tel use karta hai?

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