This is the true story when Sir Zaid Hamid was serving the great agency ISI who is protecting this madina-e-sani from Jews, Christians, Hindus and every other such thing.
Once ISI found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of PNR 10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.
Gen (retorted) Hamid Gul was the first who accepted the offer and asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of PNR 720,000.
Hafeez Saeed, the second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with PNR 960,000.
The third one was our beloved calipha Zaid Hamid, sharp with his red cap and cunning smile, when asked where he would like to be measured replied,
Alahmdullah, Yakeen Keejiye … measure us… ‘From the tip of my weenie to my testicles.’
It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two officers had received. But Zaidu insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer. The medical officer arrived and instructed Zaidu todrop his lungi, which he did.
The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the chief’s weenie and began to work back.
“Ya Allah !”, he suddenly exclaimed, ”Where are your balls?”
The lion Zaid Hamid replied, ”In Hindustan”.
(The story is actually is…Yakeen Keejiye…Sir Zaid Hamid was very excited once for the 4th Generation war and tried to enter India to unfurl the Sabj-hailali parcham on red fort in Delhi. He forgot that he is no more on Facebook but in real life. As soon as he crossed border and entered India, he met Suckeena biwi. Sir Zaid tried to lure Suckeena biwi into the Ghazwa-e-Hind but Alas! he had to loose his balls in this effort. Since then Babajani Zaid Hamid lives without balls.)