A secret conversation, caught on the Zionist network, between fuckeer Zaid Hamid and General (Retarted) Hamid Gul:
Zaid Hamid: General Sahib, the economy is in terrible shape and nothing is working. Our regular azaan to burger-shaheens are also not working. Our weekly last and final warnings are being made fun of. What can we do now for the madina-e-sani?
Hamid Gul: Son, there is only one solution. We will start a war with America. They will bomb the country and utterly destroy it. Then they will occupy us and launch a Marshall plan and we will be rebuilt with their money. Look how rich Japan and Germany have become after losing a war to America.
Zaid Hamid: But General Sahib, what if we, the shaheens, the mard-e-momins, win?