Here is a proof that we are preparing for the Ghazawa. Remember that they (paleet hindus) will start the war and we will end it (they are not starting the war, we have to provoke them even more). Here is our horse that will ride us directly into Dilli. At the moment our horse looks like a donkey but we will convert it into a powerful horse with our powerful azans like we are doing to you my dear children and follower.
We do not know why our horse laugh menacingly whenever we talk of Ghazawa-e-Hind.
Remember the glorious days of Caliphate when our soldiers ride on their horses and captured the western part of Greater Pakistan. We will also follow the same tradition. Alahmdullah!
Don’t worry our children. We will be the calipha and lead you in the next Ghazawa. But till then keep practicing the conspiracy (oops! inspirational) theories. Buy and wear our red cap. It helps in our imagination. Aaah…how much we love our self.