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Sexual violence makes Pakistan a global frontline in the battle to save women and girls. But the problem extends to hatreds spawned by history and religion. The sad gang rape of a six year old Hindu girl, class one student, in broad daylight in the Sindh capital might end up having an impact beyond the country’s borders. […]

Dear children and your dearest mothers, All big Islamic greetings to you. Hum aap ko waqeyaat sunatay hein, humari “Call to Islam” video hindu baniye ki ek taleemi idaray I.I.T me dikahi gai, lekin azaan shuru hone k 20 second baad hi ek makkar hindu baniya uth k bola “sab ek ek plate le aao” […]

Dearest Children All the Islamic greetings to you and your mothers. Even as we write this post, our Palestinian brothers are under attack by Zionist state of Israel. You must be thinking that 100s of rockets fired by Palestin mujahids started the recent skirmish but let us tell you one thing loud and clear: India […]

Dear Children and your dearest mothers and sisters, Islamic Greetings for two minutes. After the successful first part of Zaid Hamid funny pics collection, here comes the second part. These pics will take you to another romantci journey (specially to middle aged aunties and bachis, along with some studs). Be a part of this roohani ehsas, great khair for you. Join […]


Hum aapko waqyat sunayengey… ek bar ki bat hai… Zaid hamid n Hasan Nisar was met in a garden for evening stroll. Hasan Nisar: How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach ? Zaid Hamid : Yakeen jaaniye… I can eat 6 apples if they are not Zionist. Hasan Nisar : you can […]


Hum aapko waqyat sunayengey.. Once upon a time Zaid Hamid, Ahmed Quraishi, N F Parcha and a little girl were travelling in a plane. In mid air Pilot announced a technical fault in the mechanism and that the plane was about to crash. Pilot announced that there are 3 parachutes left for passengers and after that he […]


Agency Sources, Rawalpindi. In a shocking development, days after a ban was enforced on Youtube, Pakistan’s leading security and defence think tank Brasstacks has filed for bankruptcy. CEO Zaid Hamid is missing since this incident, but one of their employees (name withheld on request) says that “I saw this coming.. You see, for our ground breaking research andtranscendental […]

Zaid Hamid and his wife Suckeena Biwi was golfing one day on a Very Exclusive golf course lined with million dollar houses of retired and current Pakistan Army Generals.. On the third tee, Zaid Hamid said, “Islamic Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball, do not knock out any windows of  these shaheens […]

Currency in United States of Islam Funny

Dear Children, This fuckeer has told you several times in past about the roohani ehsaas of madina-e-sani Pakistan. Pakistan Allah ke khufiya raazon me ek raaz hai (Pakistan is one of the secretes among Allah’s secrets). We have also told you a number of times that Allah has chosen Pakistan to lead the Muslim Ummat and […]